Archer

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm always right, eventually."

"Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?"

"I've made worse decisions."

"That's insane."

"I have a reputation to uphold."

"Can we please just move on?"

"I'm not drunk, you're drunk."

"That's the problem right there."

"I'll figure it out."

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"You're killing me here."

"I have standards."

"Life is too short for this nonsense."

"I'm a disaster."

"You need to relax."

"I'm only half paying attention, and even I know that's wrong."

"What am I, a mind reader?"

"That's either the bravest or dumbest thing I've ever seen."

"I'm listening... I'm just not paying attention."

"Why would you think that's a good idea?"

"You can't keep doing this."

"I'm going to need another drink after this."

"What do you want from me?"

"I have a very particular set of skills."

"This conversation is making my brain hurt."

"I'm exactly as shallow as I appear."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I don't have time for this."

"You're being very naive."