Archer

TV Show · 8 characters · 3124 quotes

Quotes from Archer

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"I've handled worse."
Sterling Archer Strength
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"Are you serious right now?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"That's not how people work."
Sterling Archer Wisdom
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"I know what I'm doing."
Sterling Archer
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
Sterling Archer Courage
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"I'm going to do it anyway."
Sterling Archer Perseverance
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"This is why I drink."
Sterling Archer Life
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"Clearly you've never met me."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I'm a trained professional."
Sterling Archer
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"And we're back to the drinking."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"That's a terrible idea."
Sterling Archer Wisdom
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"Can we focus please?"
Sterling Archer Work
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"I don't understand how that's my fault."
Sterling Archer Truth
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"What are you, twelve?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"You're lucky I love you."
Sterling Archer Love
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"I'm going to need a drink."
Sterling Archer
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"Welcome to the beautiful hellscape that is my life."
Sterling Archer Life
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"This is either really smart or really stupid."
Sterling Archer Courage
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"For the love of... just do it!"
Sterling Archer Motivation
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"Did you not hear the part about the eidetic memory?"
Sterling Archer Knowledge
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"I'm a highly trained secret agent."
Sterling Archer
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"What? I'm charming."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I'm not insecure, you're insecure!"
Sterling Archer Strength
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"My drinks are empty. How is that possible?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"That's basically heroin."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I have an eidetic memory."
Sterling Archer Knowledge
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"You're the only one who understands me."
Sterling Archer Relationships
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"Sterling Archer, world's best spy."
Sterling Archer Success
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"Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I don't see how that's relevant."
Sterling Archer