Archer

TV Show · 8 characters · 3124 quotes

Quotes from Archer

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"I didn't survive this long by being careless."
Sterling Archer Perseverance
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"You have to earn respect; it's not given."
Sterling Archer Leadership
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"Time waits for no one, so make it count."
Sterling Archer Time
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"I appreciate the effort, but execution is everything."
Sterling Archer Success
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"Love makes you do stupid things."
Sterling Archer Love
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"Your incompetence is astounding."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I don't need anyone's permission to be myself."
Sterling Archer Freedom
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"Life is too short for regrets."
Sterling Archer Life
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"I've made questionable choices."
Sterling Archer
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"You're overthinking this situation."
Sterling Archer Wisdom
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"Knowledge is power, but power is knowledge."
Sterling Archer Knowledge
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"I'm not interested in your excuses."
Sterling Archer
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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
Sterling Archer Philosophy
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"I have no sympathy for you."
Sterling Archer Strength
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"You can't plan for everything, but you can prepare for anything."
Sterling Archer
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"A true friend stabs you in the front."
Sterling Archer Friendship
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"I'm going to die the way I lived: confused and afraid."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"Mallory, you are the most manipulative person I know."
Sterling Archer Truth
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"This is why we can't have nice things."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"You need to think about the bigger picture here."
Sterling Archer Wisdom
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"Success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success."
Sterling Archer Success
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"I'm not gay, but the man's voice is like liquid honey."
Sterling Archer
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"A spy must be mysterious, unpredictable, and always prepared."
Sterling Archer Leadership
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"That's what I appreciates about you."
Sterling Archer Gratitude
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"Outlaw country!"
Sterling Archer Adventure
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"I could kill you with my brain, but that would be too easy."
Sterling Archer Power
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"You're just doing this because you're afraid of the unknown."
Sterling Archer Fear
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"Somehow, and I really cannot stress this enough, this is all your fault."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I don't think you understand how much I don't care."
Sterling Archer Strength
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"Call Girl! Not prostitute. We are very different from prostitutes."
Sterling Archer Truth