Archer

"Beauty is pain, and I'm willing to suffer for it."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you."

"I dream bigger than most people could ever imagine."

"Work hard, play harder, and always look your best doing both."

"Good leaders make people want to follow them. I just make them terrified not to."

"Faith in myself has never been misplaced."

"A woman without good music is like a martini without gin."

"Science keeps proving that my instincts are right."

"Art is anything I decide it is."

"You can't get the same connection with nature in a penthouse... but you can try."

"Peace is just the space between scandals."

"True freedom is the ability to be exactly as awful as you want."

"Telling the truth is for people with nothing to hide."

"Time is a construct invented by people without enough money."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm a walking power plant."

"They don't teach you this stuff in school because it's too powerful."

"Change is coming whether you're ready or not. Usually not."

"It takes courage to be this fabulous."

"I maintain hope that people will eventually stop disappointing me."

"Family is what you're stuck with, so you might as well enjoy the chaos."

"A good friend helps you move. A best friend helps you hide the body."

"I didn't succeed by playing it safe."

"Happiness is a temporary state between catastrophes."

"The only person you need to impress is yourself, and I always succeed."

"Loving me is like adopting a beautiful but dangerous animal."

"People say I'm complicated. I prefer 'exquisitely layered.'"

"Solitude is golden, and I'm worth my weight in it."

"Relationships are where compromise goes to die."

"Inspiration usually comes at 3 AM with terrible ideas."

"Motivation is for people without natural talent."