Archer

"Nobody ever thanks the guy doing the accounting."

"This job is slowly destroying me."

"I have actual responsibilities."

"You people are going to get me killed."

"I'm documenting everything for the lawsuit."

"This is exactly why we need procedures."

"I didn't go to Yale to do this."

"Somebody has to be the adult here."

"Can we please just have one mission without a disaster?"

"I'm not cut out for field work. I'm a numbers guy."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"There are rules, and procedures, and forms."

"I'm the most qualified person here and nobody respects that."

"You can't just ignore the budget like that."

"I just want to do my job without everyone dying."

"This is my job. This is literally my only job."

"I have a degree! An actual degree!"

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."

"That's embezzlement, and I would know."

"I'm trying to run a spy agency here, not a daycare."

"Nobody ever listens to me."

"I went to business school for this."

"Do you have any idea how much paperwork you create?"

"Mother, I'm a grown man. I can make my own decisions."

"You know what? I'm done. I'm out. This is insane."

"I'm not a field agent, I'm a comptroller! There's a difference."

"You're impossible to work with."

"I expect better."

"That's beneath you."

"I'm not angry, I'm disappointed."