Archer

"The budget is not a suggestion."

"I'm too old for this."

"This is going in my file."

"I have actual credentials."

"Nobody respects the support staff."

"This is a liability lawsuit waiting to happen."

"Can we please just do things by the book?"

"I'm calling security. Or the police. Or both."

"This violates every protocol we have."

"I'm the only sane person here."

"Someone needs to think about the consequences."

"I'm not cut out for this kind of stress."

"This is why we have contingency plans."

"I'm surrounded by incompetent people."

"The paperwork alone is going to take weeks."

"I need to update my resume."

"This is so far beyond my job description."

"I have a five-year plan. It does not include this."

"Nobody appreciates competence anymore."

"This is exactly what insurance is for."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"Can we please follow the chain of command?"

"I deserve a raise. Actually, I deserve several raises."

"This is worse than last time. And that was bad."

"The budget is already stretched too thin."

"I went to an Ivy League school for this."

"These people are going to destroy this company."

"I'm documenting this entire conversation."

"That's a liability nightmare."

"I would never do something that reckless."