Archer

"Someone has to be responsible."

"This is not sustainable."

"I'm calling HR. Oh wait, I'm HR."

"Can we please just have a normal day?"

"This is a disaster. An actual disaster."

"The numbers don't lie."

"I need a drink. Or ten."

"This job requires actual skill, you know."

"Why does nobody respect what I do?"

"I have standards. I have processes."

"Proper documentation protects everyone."

"I'm tired of being the scapegoat."

"This is why you need proper authorization."

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than everyone else, but..."

"Someone needs to be the voice of reason."

"I have an actual degree in finance."

"This is what happens when you don't plan ahead."

"Nobody listens to me until something goes wrong."

"I'm basically running this place."

"This is why we keep meticulous records."

"Do you understand what financial liability means?"

"That's it. I'm calling my lawyer."

"I didn't ask for this life."

"Someone has to care about the rules."

"This is insane. This entire operation is insane."

"Why would you tell me that? Now I know."

"I went to Princeton. I was on the rowing team."

"Can we please follow proper channels for once?"

"The budget is the lifeblood of this organization."

"I'm not a spy. I'm not brave. I'm just trying to survive."