Archer

TV Show · 8 characters · 3124 quotes

Quotes from Archer

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"We're not going to Mars, are we?"
Sterling Archer Fear
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"That's not the worst thing you could do."
Sterling Archer Wisdom
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"I drink to forget, but it doesn't work."
Sterling Archer Life
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"Seriously, who keeps saying that?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my women with a little more meat on their bones."
Sterling Archer Love
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"The point being, you're terrible."
Sterling Archer Truth
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"Mother!"
Sterling Archer Family
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"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"Danger zone!"
Sterling Archer Courage
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"Just once I'd like to hear you say something that isn't a reference to something else."
Sterling Archer Truth
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"I could do this all day. Well, actually I'd rather not."
Sterling Archer Work
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"In space, no one can hear you complain about not getting hazard pay."
Sterling Archer Work
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"You're not my supervisor!"
Sterling Archer Freedom
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"That's what she said."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"
Sterling Archer Humor
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"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."
Sterling Archer Happiness
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"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."
Sterling Archer Humor
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"That crosses the line."
Malory Archer
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"You've gone too far."
Malory Archer Courage
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"This is a nightmare."
Malory Archer Motivation
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"I demand an explanation."
Malory Archer Truth
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"You're impossible to work with."
Malory Archer Work
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"That's the final straw."
Malory Archer Perseverance
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"I can't believe I have to deal with this."
Malory Archer Strength
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"You're testing my patience."
Malory Archer Patience
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"That's absolutely pathetic."
Malory Archer Humor
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"I have better things to do."
Malory Archer Time
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"You're exhausting."
Malory Archer Relationships
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"That's not how this works."
Malory Archer Wisdom
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"I'm done with you."
Malory Archer Freedom