Archer

"I live for danger and thrill-seeking activities."

"That's a mental image I didn't need."

"I'm comfortable with who I am."

"What do you want, a medal?"

"You're a terrible person and I like you for it."

"I could do it with my eyes closed. Not that I will."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"I've had worse ideas. Probably."

"Is that a threat? Because it sounded like a threat."

"I respect your candor, even if it's completely unwarranted."

"You're not wrong, you're just annoying."

"I'm going to need a drink. Actually, several drinks."

"That's the least surprising thing I've heard all day."

"I don't know what that means, and at this point I'm afraid to ask."

"Your powers of observation continue to astound me."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social."

"See, this is why no one likes you."

"I'd make a terrible father."

"That's not irony, that's just coincidence."

"You know what? I'm just going to start drinking."

"I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or a person, really."

"Apparently I have feelings. Who knew?"

"I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"

"That's Doctor Krieger to you."

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."

"I'm not saying it was aliens, but... aliens."

"You just said that to avoid talking about your feelings."

"You know, if you weren't my mother, I'd marry you."

"I'm dying of syphilis, I don't have time for your nonsense."

"How is that even a question?"