Archer

"I didn't ask for your opinion."

"You know what? Fine. Whatever."

"I'm done with this conversation."

"That's so typical of you."

"I'd love to help, but I've got other things to do."

"You've got to be kidding me."

"I'm not saying you're stupid, but you're not smart."

"That's not a compliment, by the way."

"I've seen worse, but not much."

"You're not as smart as you think you are."

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"That's just your insecurity talking."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in skill."

"Your optimism is almost admirable."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but that wasn't one of them."

"That's not irony, that's just bad luck."

"Who are you and what have you done with my life?"

"I'm not complicated, I'm just interesting."

"You can't kill what's already dead inside."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm going to regret asking this, but why?"

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"I don't have time for your emotional problems."

"If you didn't want me to say it, you shouldn't have done it."

"That's not a lie, that's just a strategic omission of facts."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but the evidence is pretty compelling."

"Lana. Lana. LANA!"

"I've done worse things before breakfast."

"You know what would make this better? Scotch."