Archer

"I'm grateful for nothing. I've earned everything."

"Change is for people who have no other choice."

"I've seen death up close. It's not as scary as incompetence."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Dreams are for people who sleep."

"Work hard or work for someone harder than you."

"Your incompetence is truly breathtaking."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice."

"Love is for people who can afford it."

"Power isn't about being liked. It's about being obeyed."

"Fear is for people without options."

"I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"You call that a plan? I call it suicide."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"I've survived worse than you'll ever know."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not being a complete idiot."

"That's what happens when you're stupid."

"I don't have time for your neuroses."

"You're all monsters. Except you, Cyril. You're just useless."

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you."

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug, but it's not MY drug."

"I raised you better than this. Obviously I didn't."

"You're not my type. You're nobody's type."

"I've made worse decisions before breakfast."

"Sterling, just once I'd like to hear you say something intelligent."

"I don't want to hear about your day unless someone died."

"Phrasing!"

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not YOU."

"I'm tougher than any problem I've ever faced."