Archer

"Literature is words on paper. Nothing more."

"Philosophy is pretentious nonsense."

"History repeats because people are idiots."

"Technology will be the death of us."

"Imagination is overrated."

"Adventure is just problems in a new location."

"Health is just slow dying."

"Money buys everything. Including people."

"Power is the only thing worth having."

"Fear keeps you alive. Ignore it at your peril."

"Strength is knowing when to hurt people."

"Kindness is just weakness people are too polite to mention."

"Patience is a virtue for people with no options."

"Education is what you get when you can't afford a tutor."

"Change is what happens to people too weak to fight it."

"Courage is just stupidity you can live with."

"Hope is the first step to disappointment."

"Family is an accident of birth you can't escape."

"Friends stab you in the back. Employees at least bill for it."

"Success requires sacrificing everyone around you."

"Happiness is a delusion of the weak."

"Love is weakness in emotional form."

"Life is a series of increasingly bad decisions."

"Time is the one thing you can't buy more of."

"Knowledge is only useful if you use it."

"Wisdom is just experience you didn't want."

"Truth is what I decide it is."

"Money solves problems. Poverty creates them."

"I raised you to be better. I failed."

"You're all fired. Except you're not because I need you."