Archer

"This is why you don't go to Shelby."

"You know what would be nice? A simple thank you."

"Sterling, your mother is insane."

"I'm not a babysitter, I'm a secret agent."

"That's what she said."

"I literally cannot even deal with you."

"You're not seriously making this about you right now."

"I have feelings, you know."

"Do you not understand the concept of surprise?"

"That's the least sexy thing I've ever heard."

"I'm breathing manually now."

"How is that even a question?"

"I call it the Tactleneck. All black, so nothing shows."

"You know what? I'd probably pay good money to see that."

"I'm not going to apologize for being amazing."

"Note to self: get a hobby."

"That's called a 'mercy killing.'"

"I have to say, I'm loving the whole spy thing."

"You're not my supervisor!"

"Danger zone!"

"I'm not a spy, I'm a secret agent. There's a difference."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Inspiration struck once. It was the wrong career choice."

"Motivation is just fear with better branding."

"War has nothing on office drama."

"Politics is where broken people go to break others."

"Literature is better than your actual conversations."

"Philosophy won't pay your bills."

"History will judge you as harshly as I do."

"Technology wastes more of my time than it saves."