Archer

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"You know what? Fine."

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

"That's a bit on the nose, isn't it?"

"I don't need your validation."

"This is why we can't have nice things."

"I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"Swallow your pride and do what I say."

"I've been through three divorces."

"What is this, a intervention? Because I'm not interested."

"I like my wine like I like my men—old and expensive."

"Did you really just sneak up on me in my own house?"

"I'm going to start using that as an excuse."

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

"I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just succeeding."

"Do you remember Skytanic? That was supposed to be a luxury vessel."

"That's the worst job interview I've ever done."

"You're all just a bunch of degenerates."

"I don't care what anyone thinks."

"Who authorized you to speak to me like that?"

"I have the working relationship with him of that of a pirate and his parrot."

"Your funeral."

"Can I get that in an IV?"

"I'm not insecure, you're insecure."

"Who cares about motives? We've got pork chops."

"Get off the table, you'll stretch it out."

"I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck, but."

"Seriously, why are you like this?"

"Mother always said I had a talent for languages."

"I don't trust people who don't drink."