Archer

"Fear is the most reliable human emotion."

"Strength is being too tired to care anymore."

"Kindness usually backfires, so I don't bother anymore."

"Patience is for people with nothing but time on their hands."

"Justice is whatever those with power decide it is."

"Creativity without talent is just embarrassing."

"Gratitude is for people who got lucky."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept the inevitable."

"Death is the only honest ending."

"Beauty is temporary, but despair is eternal."

"Humor is the only acceptable form of despair."

"Dreams are just nightmares you haven't woken up from yet."

"Work is what keeps you too busy to notice your life is meaningless."

"Leadership is the art of making other people responsible for your failures."

"Faith requires abandoning everything I've learned about critical thinking."

"Music is just noise with a rhythm you can measure your depression to."

"Science is the only thing worth believing in, and it's all falling apart."

"Art is what pretentious people use to signal their intelligence."

"Nature is red in tooth and claw, and air-conditioned rooms are better."

"Peace is impossible, so we might as well embrace the chaos."

"Freedom is just having more options to regret later."

"Truth is subjective, which is why everyone's wrong but me."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so I waste it intentionally."

"Knowledge without context is just useless information."

"Education teaches you just enough to know how ignorant you are."

"Change is the worst thing that can happen, followed by stagnation."

"Courage is just fear wearing a different outfit."

"Hope is a luxury I abandoned long ago."

"Family is the people legally obligated to put up with you."

"Friends are just enemies you haven't identified yet."