Archer

"Gratitude should go both ways."

"Perseverance is what keeps me here despite everything."

"Death might be preferable to another day of this."

"Beauty is objective, despite what subjective people think."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against insanity."

"Dreams are nice until reality crashes down on you."

"Work is what you do for money, not for love."

"Leadership means making decisions others won't like."

"Faith is believing things will get better, which requires delusion."

"Music is the only thing that understands my pain."

"Science has answers, unlike most people in this office."

"Art requires understanding that most people lack."

"Nature is at least honest in its indifference."

"Peace is what I'm trying to find in all of this chaos."

"Freedom is just another word for nobody to tell you what to do."

"Truth hurts, which is why people avoid it."

"Time flies whether you're having fun or suffering."

"Knowledge is power, but only if people listen."

"Education doesn't guarantee success or appreciation."

"Change is the only constant, unfortunately."

"Courage is easier when you have nothing to lose."

"Hope dies last, but it dies nonetheless."

"Family dysfunction is universal, but that doesn't make it better."

"Friendship is based on mutual respect, which is rare."

"Success requires recognition, which I'm not getting."

"Happiness is fleeting, so enjoy it while it lasts."

"Wisdom comes from experience, which I have in abundance."

"Love is complicated, especially when nobody appreciates you."

"Life is what happens while you're complaining about it."

"Solitude is underrated and underutilized."