Archer

"You know what? I'm done. I'm just done with all of this."

"Look, I didn't go to spy school to be a receptionist."

"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just saying what everyone's thinking."

"I didn't survive the Cold War to listen to this."

"You're going to need a better explanation than that."

"Just once, I'd like you to surprise me. Pleasantly."

"This is why I can't have nice things. Because of you."

"I expect better from you. Mostly because you're capable of it."

"That's despicable. Well done."

"I'll die before I admit you're right."

"You're going to get yourself killed."

"That's not how a professional handles themselves."

"Stop sniveling and be a man."

"I don't need luck. I have brains and good looks."

"You had one job. One."

"This is precisely why I don't trust you."

"Act your age, not your shoe size."

"I've been through war, disease, and bad marriages. You'll survive."

"That's the problem with you people."

"You're wasting my time."

"I don't care what you think."

"Stop being pathetic."

"That's not a good enough excuse."

"I've made worse mistakes. You're not one of them. Yet."

"This is why you'll never be successful."

"Move faster. I don't have all day."

"You're breaking my heart. Again."

"That's the most idiotic thing you've ever said."

"I didn't raise you to be a quitter."

"Just do what I say and stop asking questions."