Arrested Development

TV Show · 9 characters · 3485 quotes

Quotes from Arrested Development

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"I need structure. I need discipline."
Tobias Fünke Work
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"Maybe I'm more of a big picture person."
Tobias Fünke Imagination
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Tobias Fünke Strength
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"There's nothing wrong with a little light bondage."
Tobias Fünke Relationships
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"I'm a professional therapist, which means I understand the human condition."
Tobias Fünke Knowledge
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"As a therapist, I've learned that people need structure and discipline."
Tobias Fünke Leadership
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"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Tobias Fünke Wisdom
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Tobias Fünke Money
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"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated."
Tobias Fünke Humor
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"I'm just a guy trying to hold things together."
Michael Bluth Life
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"Solitude is where you find your true self."
Michael Bluth Solitude
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"Relationships are the foundation of everything."
Michael Bluth Relationships
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"Inspiration strikes those who are prepared for it."
Michael Bluth Inspiration
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"Motivation fades, discipline remains."
Michael Bluth Motivation
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"War is failure—it's what happens when everything else fails."
Michael Bluth War
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"Politics is the art of the possible."
Michael Bluth Politics
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"Philosophy is thinking without doing."
Michael Bluth Philosophy
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"History is written by those who survive."
Michael Bluth History
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"Technology is changing faster than our ability to understand it."
Michael Bluth Technology
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"Imagination is the only limit to what you can achieve."
Michael Bluth Imagination
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"Adventure is what happens when you stop playing it safe."
Michael Bluth Adventure
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"Health is the only thing you can't get back once it's gone."
Michael Bluth Health
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"Money is just a tool—what matters is how you use it."
Michael Bluth Money
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"Power without conscience is tyranny."
Michael Bluth Power
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"Fear is the great equalizer—everyone has it."
Michael Bluth Fear
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"Strength is being able to show vulnerability."
Michael Bluth Strength
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"Kindness costs nothing but pays dividends."
Michael Bluth Kindness
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"Patience with others begins with patience with yourself."
Michael Bluth Patience
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"Justice delayed is justice denied."
Michael Bluth Justice
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"Creativity requires courage to be different."
Michael Bluth Creativity