Arrested Development

TV Show · 9 characters · 3485 quotes

Quotes from Arrested Development

M
"Everyone's in a family—whether they like it or not."
Michael Bluth Family
M
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy frozen bananas."
Michael Bluth Happiness
M
"The real victory is knowing who you are."
Michael Bluth Truth
M
"Love is a battlefield, and I'm willing to fight."
Michael Bluth Love
M
"Success is ninety percent showing up."
Michael Bluth Success
M
"A man's got to have a code, Michael."
Michael Bluth Leadership
M
"I should have known better. I should have known this would happen."
Michael Bluth Wisdom
M
"Nothing wrong with a little bribery. It's the American way."
Michael Bluth Politics
M
"The ocean called—it wants its smell back."
Michael Bluth Humor
M
"You think you're better than your family? You are."
Michael Bluth Family
M
"I'm not a magician, Michael. I'm a businessman."
Michael Bluth Work
M
"Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to keep your family together."
Michael Bluth Family
M
"The key to a great life is accepting what you cannot change."
Michael Bluth Change
M
"I've made a huge mistake."
Michael Bluth Truth
M
"You're a good guy. Better than your father."
Michael Bluth Wisdom
M
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
Michael Bluth Humor
M
"As a father, I wouldn't dream of speaking a word against this man."
Michael Bluth Family
M
"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Michael Bluth Humor
M
"There's always money in the banana stand."
Michael Bluth Money
M
"I'm a businessman. I don't have the luxury of being a good guy."
Michael Bluth Leadership
G
"I need some time alone to think."
George Michael Bluth Solitude
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"I value our relationship deeply."
George Michael Bluth Relationships
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"You inspire me to be better."
George Michael Bluth Inspiration
G
"Don't lose sight of what matters."
George Michael Bluth Motivation
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"There's too much conflict in this world."
George Michael Bluth War
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"Politics is more complicated than I thought."
George Michael Bluth Politics
G
"Books have changed my perspective."
George Michael Bluth Literature
G
"Why do we exist? That's the question."
George Michael Bluth Philosophy
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"We can learn from the past."
George Michael Bluth History
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"I don't understand how this technology works."
George Michael Bluth Technology