Arrested Development

"I'm putting my name in the pool."

"Mother loves Gob."

"The big yellow joint."

"I want to have your babies."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a pop."

"I'm an illusionist. A magician."

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

"My roots are showing and I'm not even a real blonde."

"I'm very busy. I have a lot of things to do today."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"It's a woman's instinct thing. I'm not going to pretend to understand the female body."

"I'm building the world's first curved wall in my house."

"She's my wife! Or am I her wife? What's the difference?"

"I'm going to commit the murders myself."

"My name is Gob. It rhymes with 'rob'."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A purchase of a condominium is a big decision that shouldn't be taken lightly."

"Gob's not on board."

"I'm the only one who can calm you down."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"The fact that you call making love 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready."

"Get rid of the Seaward."

"I'm a scholar. I enjoy discussing the arts."

"I don't want to have this conversation in front of the wall of my mother's dead dogs."

"I'm going to go have a cigarette right now. I'm not even sure what this means, but I'm very uncomfortable."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"You're a crook, Captain Hook."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"You're killing me here."