Arrested Development

"I think we should go back to the start of this conversation."

"You're breaking my heart."

"I could see myself doing charity work. Very classy."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I should really try to be more responsible."

"Love is overrated anyway."

"Maybe I should try being someone else."

"I need validation from somewhere."

"Is it just me or is it getting old in here?"

"I think I'm having a stroke."

"You always know how to find the worst in people."

"I'm going to go take a nap in my clothes."

"Who do you think has it worse - you or me?"

"I like the smell of a fresh pair of slacks in the morning."

"Everything's coming up Milhouse."

"I think you're being very unfair to me right now."

"Maybe I should just focus on my marriage."

"I have no idea what you just said."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm very concerned about my safety."

"You're a good son, Michael. Most of the time."

"I need to find myself."

"It's not really a lie if you believe it."

"I deserve better than this life."

"Maybe I'll become a real housewife."

"I think I'd be really good at interior design."

"Your father and I are very different people."

"I'm just going to pretend to not know what you're talking about."

"Who would have thought a woman would be working at a banana stand?"

"I'm really more of a big picture person."