Arrested Development

"I've made peace with my decisions. Most of them."

"Nobody understands the burden of being this talented."

"I used to be somebody. I'll be somebody again."

"The greatest illusion is thinking you have no illusions."

"I'm not running away; I'm walking away with purpose."

"Sometimes you need to disappear to be found."

"I know how to get what I want."

"Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet."

"I'd like to see anyone else pull off this outfit."

"Maybe I'm not the problem. Maybe everyone else is."

"I've overcome worse than this. Probably."

"The world owes me an apology."

"I'm not angry; I'm just deeply disappointed."

"Every ending is just a new beginning in disguise."

"I came, I saw, I messed it up."

"Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

"I've learned that love is the greatest illusion of all."

"The show must go on, even if nobody's watching."

"I'm a master of reinvention."

"Sometimes the hardest thing to do is let someone go."

"I know what women want. They want me."

"Success is just one failed relationship away."

"I once turned a woman into a chimpanzee. She was happier."

"People always underestimate me."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was disappearing."

"I'm not giving up. I'm just reconsidering my options."

"Illusions are just reality with better lighting."

"If I can't have the spotlight, nobody can."

"I've been wronged by everyone I've ever known."

"What is the sound of one hand clapping? Two hands clapping badly."