Arrested Development

"I believe in the power of positive thinking."

"The truth will set you free."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"You have to work hard if you want to succeed."

"I try to do the right thing."

"There's no place like home."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"Education is the key to success."

"The world doesn't owe you anything."

"You need to learn to take responsibility."

"I've been in jail longer than most people."

"Sometimes you just have to be strong."

"That's the most important thing in life: family."

"I don't appreciate your questions about my life."

"You've got to do what you believe in."

"It's a dangerous world out there."

"I'm not going to shell out good money for your bail."

"The blue on that one's a little more of a turquoise."

"Perhaps I'm overcomplicating this."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"The key to a great life is knowing when to quit."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You're a good guy, Michael. That's what I've always liked about you."

"I'm trying to raise the minimum age of the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."