Arrested Development

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"I'd rather be fabulous than peaceful any day."

"Freedom means doing exactly what I want."

"Truth is subjective based on who's telling it."

"Time is the one thing money can't buy me back."

"Knowledge is power. Power is what I want."

"Education is important if you're not naturally talented."

"Change is inevitable. Unfortunately."

"Courage is doing things without thinking consequences."

"Hope is for people who have nothing else."

"Family drama is so exhausting."

"Friends come and go, but mirrors are forever."

"Success is my natural state."

"Happiness is getting what you want when you want it."

"Wisdom is knowing when to ask for help."

"Love should be effortless if it's real."

"Life is too short for boring people."

"Sometimes solitude is just self-care."

"Relationships require effort. I'm not good at effort."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it."

"I'm motivated by looking in the mirror."

"Humor gets me through the day."

"My dreams are bigger than my reality."

"Work is what you do when you have no other choice."

"Leadership looks good on me."

"Faith is believing things will work out. They usually do."

"Literature is for people who need escape."

"Philosophy is thinking about stuff you can't change."

"History shows that fabulous people always win."