Futurama

"Hope springs eternal, especially when you bend it."

"Knowledge is power, but bending is art."

"Patience is a virtue for those without vision."

"Change is the only constant, except for my talent."

"True strength lies in knowing when to bend and when to break."

"Friendship is nice, but have you tried being superior?"

"The universe rewards the bold and the bent."

"Every moment is an opportunity to improve yourself."

"I don't follow dreams, I redirect them."

"Loyalty is for dogs. Flexibility is for winners."

"The best things in life are the things you take."

"Success is about knowing which rules to break."

"Shiny things call to those with refined tastes."

"A true bender never bends the same way twice."

"Why settle for one beautiful thing when you can have many?"

"Bending is an art, and I am its masterpiece."