Futurama

"The future isn't written yet, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be weird."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad to be here with you guys."

"Success is just around the corner, probably."

"Leela, I don't have the best brain, but I have something you don't—a heart."

"I'm dying! Oh, wait, I'm not."

"Let's go back to that thing that happened before."

"My stomach was making the rumbling sounds, and my mouth was making the watering sounds."

"I don't know what this button does."

"Good news everyone!"

"I'm gonna go home and sleep for a week."

"I've learned that if you hold a seashell to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Or so they tell me."

"A ship is its crew, and a crew is its ship."

"I want to make sure we're friends forever. Even if we're not."

"That's the worst thing I've ever heard."

"I'm going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers!"

"Being a robot is great, but we don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very angry."

"I just had a thought... what if there's no bathroom on the next plane?"

"I'm a man of the people! Well, a man of the delivery people."

"When I was a kid, there was a way to store Coca-Cola in your cheek for later. Took a awful lot of discipline."

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Why must I be a robot? It's not fair!"

"Shut up and take my money!"

"I'm not sure what I was expecting to find when I decided to join the military, but it certainly wasn't this."

"Sometimes you need to be alone to know what you want."

"The greatest relationships are built on trust and communication."

"Be inspired by others, but chart your own course."

"Motivation comes from having a purpose greater than yourself."

"War is a failure of diplomacy and compassion."

"Politics are about power, but ethics should guide that power."

"Literature connects us across time and space."