Futurama

"Music soothes the savage beast, especially when it's a mating call."

"Science is the greatest pursuit, second only to eating and complaining."

"Art is beautiful, but not as beautiful as a freshly decayed carcass."

"Nature teaches us that the strong eat the weak—it's not cruelty, it's dinner."

"Peace is what I experience alone in my room with a bowl of food."

"Freedom is the right to perform any medical procedure I desire."

"The truth is often disappointing, much like my love life."

"Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're being attacked."

"Knowledge without experience is just words in a tentacle."

"Education is wasted on those who are already perfect specimens like myself."

"Change is inevitable, like molting during mating season."

"Courage is doing things despite being universally despised."

"There's always hope, even when you have seventeen stomachs and no one likes you."

"My family never understood me, but I forgive them for being ignorant."

"A friend is someone who doesn't immediately flee in terror upon meeting you."

"Success means having enough slime to coat your dwelling comfortably."

"Wisdom is knowing when to fight and when to run away screaming."

"The key to a happy life is eating well and not thinking too hard."

"I'm doomed to wander the Earth, unloved and unappreciated."

"Why must I be a monster all the time? Why can't I just enjoy a tasty meal without guilt?"

"Solitude provides the peace we need to hear ourselves think."

"Healthy relationships make life worth living."

"Inspiration reminds us of what's possible."

"True motivation comes from passion, not obligation."

"War leaves scars that last generations."

"Politics shapes the world our children will inherit."

"Literature immortalizes the human experience."

"Philosophy asks the questions that science struggles to answer."

"History shows us patterns that repeat unless we're vigilant."

"Technology is advancing faster than our wisdom to use it."