Futurama

"I demand a raise! No, I demand respect first, then a raise."

"That's not how we do things around here!"

"You gotta be brave enough to face your fears, mon."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also power."

"The only constant in life is change, so adapt or die."

"Time is money, and you're wasting both!"

"You gotta have faith, mon. Faith in yourself."

"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep."

"That's the spirit, mon! Now let's get to work!"

"We can make it work if we just believe in each other."

"This is the most beautiful moment of my life, and I'm gonna record it."

"I love you too, but you're gonna drive me crazy."

"Nothing's more important than family, except money."

"Let's resolve this like civilized people."

"Good news, everyone! I have terrible news."

"It's nice to be liked, but I'd rather be feared."

"That's it! I'm gonna go back to doing my real job!"

"I've always wanted to make love to a big green woman."

"You're killing me, mon. You're killing me!"

"Don't you dare judge my life choices!"

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"I'm going to the back of my mind now."

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the people."

"You want to be like me, you gotta learn to delegate, mon."

"That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard, and I'm gonna cry now."

"Why you always gotta be bustin' my chops?"

"I'm the man in the suit now, mon!"

"Sweet lion of Zion! That's a lot of work!"

"Solitude is where you discover who you really are."

"Relationships are where we learn the most about ourselves."