It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Work is what lesser men do to succeed."

"All roads lead through me."

"I don't need faith. I have certainty."

"Nature's laws don't apply to the extraordinary."

"I am at peace with my perfection."

"My family would be nothing without me."

"The truth is my truth."

"Time serves me. I don't serve time."

"I know what I know. That's all that matters."

"School couldn't contain my brilliance."

"I thrive in chaos because I control it."

"Courage is obvious when you're as fearless as me."

"I don't hope. I guarantee."

"The gap between me and them is insurmountable."

"Happiness is other people recognizing my superiority."

"I don't dream. I orchestrate reality."

"Success means they recognize my value."

"My beauty transcends the physical."

"Every moment I exist is a gift to the world."

"Independence isn't a choice for me. It's destiny."

"Trust is something I demand, never earn."

"My intelligence is immeasurable."

"Everything is art when I create it."

"I have evolved beyond human constraint."

"The system doesn't apply to me. I am the system."

"Solitude is where I commune with my genius."

"Relationships exist to serve my purposes."

"I am the inspiration. Everyone else follows."

"Motivation is internal. Mine is unmatched."

"War is won by those willing to be cruel."