It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Politics bows to those with true power."

"Literature should be written about my exploits."

"I am above philosophy. Philosophy studies me."

"History will remember me as the greatest."

"Technology merely catches up to my thinking."

"My imagination is weaponized."

"Adventure follows me. I don't chase it."

"Health is irrelevant when you're as magnificent as me."

"Power isn't something you gain. It's something you are born with."

"Fear is something others experience, not me."

"I possess superhuman strength."

"Kindness is weakness in disguise."

"Patience is a virtue for the inferior."

"Justice is whatever serves my interests."

"My creativity is boundless and unappreciated."

"Gratitude is for the ungrateful."

"Perseverance? I don't need it. Things come to me."

"Success isn't a goal. It's my birthright."

"I was born to lead. Everything else is obvious."

"Faith in myself is the only religion I need."

"Music is beneath me unless it's about me."

"Science confirms my superiority."

"I am the masterpiece."

"Nature bends to my superior intellect."

"Peace is achieved through domination."

"Humor is a weapon. I wield it masterfully."

"My dreams are my reality."

"Work is for people without options."

"Money is the only measure of success that matters."

"I possess all the knowledge I need."