Parks and Recreation

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Make it hearty."

"I would die for you. But I won't live for you."

"We can do anything if we work hard enough."

"I'm ambitious, I'm driven, and I have a very clear moral compass."

"You have to know what your core values are."

"Parks and recreation aren't luxuries—they're necessities."

"I never doubt myself for even a second."

"Everything is an opportunity to be awesome."

"Time is the most precious resource we have."

"I believe in giving back to the community. That's what separates us from the animals."

"The greatest thing about being an adult is that nobody can tell you what to do."

"I have complete confidence in everything I do."

"I'm not crying. I'm just thinking about how great everything is."

"Treat yo' self!"

"Any tool worth using is worth using correctly and safely."

"Success is measured by how few meetings you have to attend."

"I appreciate a well-made bed more than I appreciate most people."

"Money is useless without something to spend it on."

"I'm an only child, not by choice, but by decision."

"Breakfast is the best meal because it's all alone time."

"Mustaches are gender neutral."

"A good friend respects your privacy and doesn't ask too many questions."

"I love the person I have become because I never listened to anybody."

"Government is a necessary evil, but it should be minimal."

"You should always have standards and never settle."

"The best thing about government work is the pension, not the work."

"I've never trusted a man who took a day off."

"A country that taxes its citizens to fund a Parks Department is a country that will crumble."

"I would rather suffer through a hundred bad arguments than sit through one meeting."

"When I go, I want my body fed to the wolves."