Parks and Recreation

"I've had so many jobs, I can't remember them all."

"Time is just a construct anyway."

"I live by no rules, bro. Except the ones I make up."

"The best things in life are free... but I still need cash."

"I'm like a phoenix rising from the ashes... repeatedly."

"Money doesn't matter when you're having fun."

"I've seen some stuff, man. Crazy stuff."

"You know what? I'm gonna go live in the woods."

"I'm basically a business genius."

"Your mom is my best friend now."

"I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been both. Mostly poor."

"Everything's better when you're in debt!"

"I once owned a rental property... for like three days."

"You gotta spend money to make money, bro."

"I'm Jean-Ralphio, and I'm a 5-star man, baby!"

"Every single day is an opportunity to treat yo'self."

"Treat yo'self because you're worth the full price, not the sale."

"Your death will be mourned – so live while you can."

"Family becomes better when everyone treats themselves."

"Hope is believing tomorrow will be just as good as today's treat."

"Treat yo'self and change your perspective on everything."

"Literature is better experienced in comfortable settings."

"Treat yo'self through the hard times – you'll survive."

"Justice means you deserve nice things too."

"Your solitude should be luxurious and intentional."

"Gratitude multiplies when you're treating yo'self."

"Science proves that treating yo'self reduces stress."

"The music of life plays best when you're treating yo'self."

"Nature and luxury aren't mutually exclusive."

"Leadership starts with taking care of yourself."