Parks and Recreation

"I respect the hustle, even if I can't maintain it."

"Leadership means never admitting you're wrong."

"I've got big dreams and zero follow-through."

"Art is subjective, but my choices are just objectively bad."

"I once tried to be responsible. Hated it."

"Adventure is just another word for terrible decision-making."

"I believe in living in the moment... usually a bad moment."

"Relationships are complicated. Money is more complicated."

"I've never let the law stop me before."

"Money comes and goes. Mostly goes."

"I'm the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes... the third time."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Patience is overrated when you want something now."

"I once tried to start a business. It failed. Twice."

"Health is wealth, but I prefer actual wealth."

"I'm basically a self-made man... who made bad choices."

"Life's too short to be responsible."

"I respect anyone who doesn't respect rules."

"Dreams are just thoughts you have when you're sleeping and broke."

"I've never heard of that place, but I've definitely been there."

"The truth is whatever you want it to be."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

"I'm gonna change my life... starting tomorrow."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."

"I once had a business plan. It didn't work."

"Success is just a state of mind... mine's delusional."

"You can't put a price on friendship. I've tried."

"I believe in living fast and breaking things."

"My dad taught me everything I know about bankruptcy."

"Love is cool, but have you ever had zero responsibilities?"