Parks and Recreation

"Pamper yourself – you've earned it."

"Happiness costs money, and that's okay."

"Treat yo'self like the royalty you are."

"Life's too short for cheap champagne."

"You work too hard not to enjoy the finer things."

"Self-care isn't selfish, it's survival."

"Fashion is freedom of expression, treat yo'self to it."

"A good meal can change your entire week."

"Massages aren't indulgent, they're medicinal."

"Money spent on yourself is money well invested."

"You gotta love yourself before anyone else can."

"Luxury isn't a sin, it's a necessity."

"Work hard so you can afford to treat yo'self."

"Spa day, shopping, fine dining – that's living."

"Every day is a chance to treat yo'self."

"You deserve nice things. Don't apologize for wanting them."

"Life is short. Enjoy the good stuff while you can."

"Treat yo'self. It's the best day of the year."

"War is sad. Let's throw a peace party instead."

"Politics would be better with more parties and fewer arguments."

"Literature is better than work because it's something to do while hungover."

"Philosophy is overcomplicating the simple act of partying."

"History repeats itself, usually at the same bar."

"Technology lets you text about parties without being at work."

"Imagination is just planning your next party."

"Adventure awaits every single night if you're willing."

"Health is relative when you're having this much fun."

"Money comes and goes, but parties are forever."

"Power moves are power moves, especially at parties."

"Strength is in numbers at a party."