Parks and Recreation

"Wisdom is knowing which parties are worth your time."

"Love is when someone parties with you even when they don't want to."

"Solitude is boring. Bring people."

"Relationships are just people who party together consistently."

"Be inspired by literally anyone who knows where the next party is."

"Stay motivated by remembering the last great party."

"War is a bummer. Let's party instead."

"Politics would be way better if it was just one big party."

"I've never read a book, but I've read the room at parties real good."

"Philosophy is something I don't think about because I'm having too much fun."

"History is just a collection of legendary parties that happened before me."

"Technology is just better ways to find parties now."

"Imagination is everything I do when I'm partying."

"Adventure is waking up not knowing where you are."

"Health is being too hungover to move but still alive."

"Money is just another way to keep partying."

"Power is being invited to the best parties."

"Strength is being able to party all night and still party the next night."

"Kindness is buying your friends shots."

"Patience is waiting for the bouncer to not recognize you."

"Justice is when your friends vote to party at your place."

"Creativity is making the same party seem new and exciting."

"I'm grateful for every single day I'm not in jail."

"Never give up on finding the next party."

"Death is just a bummer, so let's not think about it."

"Beauty is a girl in a nice outfit at a club. Or a guy. I'm not picky."

"Humor is the best thing that's ever happened to my life."

"I dream of parties so legendary they become urban legends."

"Work is just something that gets in the way of more important things like partying."

"Leadership is when everyone follows you to the club."