Parks and Recreation

"I have faith in one thing: the next party will be better than this one."

"Music is the best when it's loud and everyone's dancing."

"I don't know science, but I know how to have a good time scientifically."

"Art is anything that looks cool at night in a club."

"Nature is great if you're outdoors partying in it."

"Peace is boring, but peace with a party is fantastic."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want, whenever you want, with whoever's still awake."

"The truth is whatever sounds coolest when I say it."

"Time is just a construct invented to ruin parties."

"Education is what you get when your parents force you to sit in a room."

"Change is just an excuse to rebrand your nightlife."

"I'm not afraid of anything except responsibility."

"When life gets you down, throw another party."

"My family doesn't understand me, but that's okay because I don't understand them either."

"True friendship means always having someone to bail you out of jail."

"Success is whatever you decide it is, and I've decided it's partying."

"I've been in and out of love more times than most people change their socks."

"Life's too short to not party every single night."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wait, that's not me, but I agree with it."

"I'm not great at a lot of things, but I'm great at having a good time."

"Money can be a lot of things, and I've been a lot of things, but I've never been money."

"Imagination runs wild when you treat yo'self to possibilities."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to treat yo'self."

"Health is the greatest treat you can give yo'self."

"Money is meant to be used treating yo'self wisely."

"Power is knowing when to treat yo'self and when to help others."

"Fear fades when you treat yo'self to confidence."

"Strength grows every time you treat yo'self."

"Kindness begins with treating yo'self compassionately."

"Patience is treating yo'self to the process."