Parks and Recreation

"Sometimes the best time to make a decision is right now."

"I would do anything for the people I love. That's just who I am."

"Life is about finding happiness in the small moments."

"True friendship is when someone sees all your flaws and loves you anyway."

"Change is inevitable. You can either embrace it or resist it, but it's coming anyway."

"I'm an architect. I design buildings. That's a real job."

"Sometimes you just have to jump and hope you land on your feet."

"Knowledge is power. But it's also kind of boring if you're just keeping it to yourself."

"I love that you love Twilight. Even though Twilight is objectively terrible."

"Planning is important. Without a plan, you're just wandering around hoping things work out."

"The best part of my day is when I get to spend it with the people I care about."

"You have to care about the work. If you don't care, why would anyone else?"

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes. And also teaches us important lessons."

"I believe in being excellent at your job. That's my philosophy."

"The key to a successful relationship is communication, compromise, and occasionally pretending you didn't hear what your partner just said."

"Treat yo self. But also be responsible with your finances."

"Everything I have, I owe to ice cream and friendship."

"I'm not going to cry. I'm a grown man. I cried once in 1998 when they cancelled Sports Night."

"I'm the person you call when you need something done right."

"I would gladly die for you. Actually, I would prefer to live for you."

"This job is the best thing that ever happened to me, and I never take it for granted."

"I believe in second chances and redemption."

"You have to be yourself. Nobody else can do it better than you."

"I need to accomplish something great. I need to change the world."

"Life is too short to spend it doing something you don't love."

"I always have a backup plan, and a backup plan for my backup plan."

"I'm a work horse. I'm very productive and efficient."

"The government only functions when good people show up and do the work."

"I'm knope-timistic about the future."

"I feel like I should be writing this down, but I don't want to stop eating these waffles."