Parks and Recreation

"You can't just change because you're scared. You have to change because it's right."

"I believe that every single person has limitless potential."

"Everything I do is for the betterment of my community and the people in it."

"I will punch you in the face if you stand between me and something I want."

"The only things I need in life are breakfast, coffee, and a really good binder system."

"I'm not crying about it. I'm just very emotionally responsive to things."

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"I need you all to know that this is my absolute favorite day of the year."

"I have three favorite people, and I'd be willing to do anything for them."

"Nothing is impossible if you truly believe in it."

"Being strong means being able to admit when you're wrong."

"I will always fight for what is right, no matter the cost."

"Time is a flat circle, and I'm stuck in a government office inside that circle."

"I love the smell of the government building in the morning. It smells like opportunity."

"You need to believe in yourself even when no one else does."

"The library is sacred. You do not mess with the Dewey Decimal System."

"I should be working right now, but instead I'm making a chart about the chart I'm going to make."

"I'm a human woman. I have a lot of feelings."

"There's been a murder in Bikini Bottom!"

"Ben Wyatt is the most wonderful human being I have ever met."

"Every life goal I have is to do more binders."

"I will not rest until every citizen has access to world-class entertainment and recreational opportunities."

"The government is a not-for-profit organization of the people, by the people, and for the people."

"You make me so angry, but I enjoy our friendship so much."

"I need to be very clear about something: I did not fall down these stairs."

"Breakfast food is the best because it's exactly what I need when I wake up."

"Never let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do. Pursue your dreams."

"I have the most important job in government. I work for the Parks Department."

"If I died tomorrow, two hundred people would come to my funeral just to make sure I was actually dead."

"Step 1: Secure the fondant. Step 2: Secure the buttercream. Step 3: Make the cupcakes dance."