Parks and Recreation

"April, you're the only person I know who understands me."

"I'm the type of person who needs a project. I need something to work toward."

"You can't love someone else until you love yourself."

"I have reached my adult form. I am now the ultimate version of myself."

"I believe that everyone deserves respect and dignity."

"You're an idiot, but you're my idiot."

"I will always be there for you, no matter what happens."

"Life is a beautiful and wonderful thing, and you have to appreciate every moment of it."

"I've been known to flip out. No man is worth my sanity."

"You have to give everything you have to your work, or it's not worth doing."

"I'm not interested in money or power. I'm interested in making people happy."

"I'm like a human Golden Retriever. I have energy and I love everybody."

"Public service is a noble calling, and I will answer it with everything I have."

"I would rather be hurt by you than by anyone else on earth."

"I'm going to make a vision board. You don't have to understand it."

"Education is the most important thing. An educated populace makes better decisions."

"I love being part of a team. A team that works toward a common goal."

"You have to be the change you want to see in the world."

"I am a walking libido. Deal with it."

"You can't just give up on something because it's hard."

"I believe that change is necessary and beautiful."

"This binder is my most prized possession, and I will treasure it forever."

"I love democracy. I love this country. I love the smell of the polls in the morning."

"Ben, you're like the human equivalent of the sound a closing door makes."

"I believe in the fundamental goodness of people."

"You need to have courage to follow your dreams, even when people doubt you."

"I'm the type of person who makes binders for fun."

"I will eat whatever I want and I will not feel guilty about it."

"The Parks Department is the heart and soul of any city."

"I'm an optimist, which is to say I believe in the power of positive thinking."