Parks and Recreation

"You make my heart hurt."

"I've never been happier."

"Stop trying to make me care."

"This is the saddest day of my life."

"I don't understand any of these words."

"You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"I hate this place, this job, and everyone in it."

"Ugh, everything is terrible."

"I would rather eat glass than hang out with you."

"When I was a kid, I said I wanted to be a lawyer, but really I just wanted to read and judge people."

"We are not having a baby."

"I'm nothing without you."

"April doesn't care, April never cares."

"I'm being serious right now - I might be having a stroke."

"Everything is the worst and I hate everything."

"I love you and I want to do this."

"Time is a flat circle, and inside that circle is another circle, and that circle is on fire."

"I'm not a people person."

"Crying is just how my face gets clean."

"I want to make it look like an accident."

"You're the human equivalent of a Facebook like."

"I have never been more sure of anything in my life."

"Why would anyone ever want to do anything? I'm just going to stay in bed."

"I'm going to live forever."

"Everything hurts and I'm dying."

"I'm not interested in caring and I'm definitely not going to start now."

"Treat yo self."

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I look like I do."

"The world needs more people who know what they want."

"I believe that every woman has the power within her to be great."