Seinfeld

"I'm like a bull in a china shop, except the shop is life."

"The important thing is not the destination, it's the entrance."

"A man's gotta have a code, a way of living."

"Sometimes I feel like we're living in a TV show."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Giddy up!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I've found my purpose in life."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I'm not afraid of anything anymore."

"The future's wide open for me now."

"I've learned to appreciate what I have."

"Sometimes you just gotta roll with it."

"I'm a work in progress."

"Dreams are what keep us going."

"I've made my peace with the universe."

"The world needs more people like me."

"I'm not asking for sympathy, just understanding."

"Life moves pretty fast."

"I believe in second chances."

"You gotta have a thick skin in this world."

"I've been through a lot, but I'm still standing."

"The little things matter most."

"I'm feeling pretty good about myself."

"Why do people make things so difficult?"

"I could really use a nap right now."

"The important thing is to stay true to yourself."

"I've learned that life is unpredictable."

"You've got to have confidence in yourself."

"I'm not asking for much - just the basics of a good life."