Seinfeld

"My brain is like a computer - sometimes it needs to be rebooted."

"I don't want to be a burden to anyone."

"The sea really was angry that day."

"I'm like a warrior."

"I've decided to be a different person. A better person."

"People don't want the truth."

"I'm all about the adventure now."

"I've been thinking about my life, and it's not bad."

"You're a bad parent, Jerry. A bad parent!"

"I'm not completely incompetent."

"The most important thing is to have a good time."

"I'm getting so much respect now."

"Why does it have to be so complicated?"

"I'm completely balanced. I have my emotions totally under control."

"The little girl's room - what's the story there?"

"I could be a hand model. My hands are a gift from God."

"Show me a man who doesn't have some kind of habit, and I'll show you a man with no soul."

"I'm a big man, but I'm a gentle man."

"Life is cruel. We don't know why we're here."

"The key is to appreciate the good things in life."

"Sometimes, I feel like I'm walking through life asleep."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm writing my own ticket."

"I'd like to save my money for more important things."

"The brassiere! It's a simple thing, but you gotta respect it."

"We all need to take a step back and ask ourselves what we're doing."

"I'm doing great. My life is really coming together."

"My little man's a little tired."

"You can't just walk out when things get boring."

"A man makes a choice and he lives with it."

"I'm tired. I'm tired, and I'm angry."