Seinfeld

"I'm in the zone with the ladies."

"Vandelay Industries - we're very big in the import/export business."

"Giddy up!"

"I'm a sophisticated man."

"The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

"Master of my domain."

"I'm a little concerned about our friendship."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"The bro, the bro is the thing you grab for when you wake up in the morning."

"Serenity now!"

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm never going to see her again. Why should I tell her the truth?"

"The most important thing in life is how you treat people."

"I believe in giving people a second chance."

"I'm going to live like a king."

"I could take control of the situation right now."

"Life is not a spectator sport."

"I'm going to stop thinking about myself and start thinking about others."

"What have I got to lose? Everything."

"I'm a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man."

"I'm not getting any younger."

"The trick is to tell people what they want to hear."

"I've made some poor choices in my life."

"You know what? I'm a pretty good person."

"I'm going to take the road less traveled."

"Fifty dollars! That's a lot of money!"

"I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not."

"I should be running the company."

"I love the smell of the bathroom before and after."