Seinfeld

"Maybe I'll sleep in tomorrow, get a nice breakfast, take a shower and help someone."

"I'm out there and I'm loving every second of it."

"We're all pretty much the same person."

"Give me a redo. I'll do it again."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with that."

"The most important thing is the way you present yourself."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"I did a good thing today."

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

"I've hit rock bottom. There is nowhere to go but up."

"This is the best coffee I've ever had."

"I'm completely bald. It's a curse."

"I mean, what's the big deal? It's not like I'm asking her to do anything illegal."

"Art Vandelay, architect."

"The jerk store called, they want their jerk back."

"I'm afraid I have to dump her."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine."

"I would die for a marble rye."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"The pastrami on rye - it's calling to me."

"My brain is on fire."

"I'm George Costanza, I'm just a bald man who knows nothing."

"Vandelay Industries - we're in the import/export business."

"I'm going to try something."

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home."

"I have no job, I have no prospects, I have no future."

"These are pretzels making me thirsty!"

"I'm afraid I have very little to offer."

"She thinks I'm a marine biologist."

"My name's George. I'm on the New York Rangers."