Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"I'm a big tipper."
George Costanza Kindness
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"I'm out there, and I'm lovin' every second of it."
George Costanza Life
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"Why did you tell her that?"
George Costanza Truth
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"This is the best part of my day - it's when I come home, change my clothes, and watch TV."
George Costanza Happiness
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"Hello, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
George Costanza
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"I could do that. I could be a marine biologist."
George Costanza Dreams
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"Bosco!"
George Costanza Humor
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"Serenity now!"
George Costanza Peace
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
George Costanza Nature
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"Master of my domain."
George Costanza Power
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"I'm unemployed and living with my parents."
George Costanza Work
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
George Costanza Philosophy
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"Real, and it's spectacular."
George Costanza Truth
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"I'm a very big man in my office."
George Costanza Work
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"The key to the whole thing is to sound confident."
George Costanza Success
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"We're living in a SOCIETY!"
George Costanza Philosophy
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"Giddy up!"
George Costanza Humor
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
George Costanza Humor
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"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."
George Costanza Happiness
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"I'm ready for anything."
Newman
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"I've got faith in myself."
Newman Faith
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"I'm a force of nature."
Newman Power
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"I don't settle for less."
Newman Success
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"I'm inspired by life itself."
Newman Inspiration
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"I'm grateful to be alive."
Newman Gratitude
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"I've got a plan for everything."
Newman Leadership
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"I'm not your typical guy."
Newman
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"I appreciate beauty in all its forms."
Newman Beauty
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"I'm working toward something meaningful."
Newman
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"I've got dignity."
Newman