Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"This bald thing is getting to me."
George Costanza Fear
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"I could have been a great architect, but I chose to be nothing."
George Costanza
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"We're going to be fine. Everything is going to be fine."
George Costanza Hope
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"I'm very, very worried about my future."
George Costanza Fear
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"What's the big emergency? Somebody die?"
George Costanza Humor
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"I've never done anything like this before."
George Costanza Adventure
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"I'm going to become a whole new George."
George Costanza Change
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"Is she attractive? No. But she has a great personality."
George Costanza Kindness
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"I could be somebody with you."
George Costanza Hope
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"Give me a break. I did good."
George Costanza
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"I'm a low-talker, a high-talker, or a regular talker."
George Costanza Humor
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"I've got to get out there and do it."
George Costanza Courage
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"Why do I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in?"
George Costanza Solitude
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"We're not that different, you and I."
George Costanza
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"I've never felt better about myself."
George Costanza
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"The marble rye is essential."
George Costanza
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"I'm a big believer in getting a good night's sleep."
George Costanza Wisdom
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"You want to know what kills people? Sitting. Inactivity."
George Costanza Health
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"Giddy up - let's get moving."
George Costanza Motivation
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"I'm going to level with you. I'm a little concerned about my future."
George Costanza Truth
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"I'm very fond of her, but not in the way that matters."
George Costanza
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"Why does it have to be so complicated?"
George Costanza Relationships
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"The thing about eating is you have to finish it."
George Costanza Perseverance
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"I'm just a regular person trying to make my way in the world."
George Costanza Life
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"The world tells you to do one thing, I do the opposite."
George Costanza Freedom
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"Why must I be tormented with thoughts?"
George Costanza Philosophy
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"Sometimes I think it's a shame that we can't just clone ourselves."
George Costanza Imagination
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"I'm going to be honest. You smell."
George Costanza
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"I got nothin'."
George Costanza Truth
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"This is the most important meal of the day."
George Costanza Health