Seinfeld
Quotes from Seinfeld
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"The fabric of society is falling apart!"Frank Costanza Truth
"I like my stories with a little sex and violence."Frank Costanza Art
"I should be a motivational speaker."Frank Costanza Motivation
"Why do people need so much stuff?"Frank Costanza Philosophy
"The key to the good life is to have friends you can trust."Frank Costanza Friendship
"I'm getting older and my back hurts."Frank Costanza Time
"Ah, the sea was angry that day, my friends."Frank Costanza Nature
"I'm like a superhero right now."Frank Costanza Strength
"This is amazing. I'm actually here."Frank Costanza Imagination
"I'm in!"Frank Costanza Courage
"You gotta try the bacon."Frank Costanza Wisdom
"I'm not getting paid, but I get the employee discount."Frank Costanza Work
"Murphy Brown! I'm on TV!"Frank Costanza Success
"I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it."Frank Costanza Happiness
"I'm developing a very bad rash."Frank Costanza Health
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"Frank Costanza Humor
"Bosco!"Frank Costanza Humor
"Let's get weird."Frank Costanza Adventure
"I'm like a piece of dirt."Frank Costanza
"The summers of love are behind me."Frank Costanza Time
"I could do something constructive."Frank Costanza Change
"You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way."Frank Costanza Philosophy
"I invented the phrase 'close talker.'"Frank Costanza Success
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"Frank Costanza Inspiration
"My brain is on fire."Frank Costanza Creativity
"Lloyd's of London. That's a big one."Frank Costanza Knowledge
"I'm back, baby!"Frank Costanza Courage
"I'm not that bad a guy."Frank Costanza Faith
"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."Frank Costanza Philosophy
"This is a shame. A shame and a travesty."Frank Costanza Justice