Seinfeld

"I've seen empires rise and fall. The catalog endures."

"Gratitude is the mark of a civilized man."

"The catalog is my life's work, and I take it seriously."

"Change is inevitable. Adapt or perish."

"Beauty and commerce can coexist beautifully."

"I've learned that loyalty is worth more than money."

"Success requires discipline and dedication."

"Fear is just an excuse for the weak-willed."

"The imagination is humanity's greatest asset."

"A man is only as good as his word."

"Adventure is out there for those brave enough to seek it."

"Time is precious. Don't waste it on mediocrity."

"I believe in the American dream - and the American catalog."

"The secret to success is never showing your hand too early."

"Never underestimate the power of a well-crafted sentence."

"A catalog is a symphony of commerce and culture."

"I've traveled the world. I've seen things. And I've learned that people are fundamentally the same everywhere."

"Sometimes the most important thing is knowing when to listen."

"The written word has power that photographs can never capture."

"Fashion is a language. Learn to speak it fluently."

"Honesty is the best policy, particularly in business."

"We're not in the business of selling products - we're selling experiences."

"A good description can change a man's life."

"Life is about the details. Get the details right, and everything else follows."

"Quality and taste - these are the cornerstones of the Peterman Organization."

"I don't think the public needs to know about our personal lives."

"A man's got to know his merchandise."

"The catalog is the only thing standing between civilization and chaos."

"You doubt my methods? Come back when you are wise."

"I have won without fighting. My soup does the fighting."