Seinfeld

"This is not just food. This is a statement of principles."

"You will think of me tonight. You will think of my soup."

"The line is life. Life is the line. Both demand respect."

"I will be here tomorrow. Will you be ready?"

"Soup connects all people. But they must respect the connection."

"You came back. Good. You have learned. Now you may order."

"I am not angry. I am disappointed. This is worse."

"My way or no soup. This is the only choice."

"You will learn respect today. You will learn it from me."

"This is not a democracy. This is a soup oligarchy. I am the oligarch."

"You think you know what you want. You are wrong. Let me tell you."

"The secret to life? Know the rules. Follow them. Enforce them."

"I do not hate you. I simply do not accept mediocrity from you."

"Beauty is precision. Beauty is order. Beauty is my counter."

"Humor is for people with nothing better to do. I make soup."

"I have never advertised. My reputation does this."

"You are weak because you do not respect the line."

"Knowledge without action is just conversation. I act through soup."

"I do not compromise my vision for any person."

"My father taught me one thing: soup is serious."

"You smile at me? This is not a comedy club. This is a soup establishment."

"Justice is served hot, in a bowl, with a ladle."

"Adventure? Adventure is facing me at my counter."

"I have built a kingdom in a small corner. But it is MY kingdom."

"The imagination is useless without discipline. Both I possess."

"You want something special? There is no special here. Only excellence."

"Death comes for us all. But my soup is eternal."

"Your appetite is not my concern. My soup is my concern."

"I have outlived many competitors. They are forgotten. I am remembered."

"Gratitude? You show gratitude by following the rules."