Seinfeld

"Meditation? I meditate through soup. Soup is my peace."

"Fear is a good motivator. Fear keeps order."

"The line is my canvas. I am an artist."

"Money cannot buy good character. But it can buy my soup."

"I have perfected the art of no. No is beautiful."

"Taste it? You want to taste before you buy? No. You buy, then you taste."

"The customer is wrong. Usually wrong. About soup."

"I am a philosopher of soup. Others are merely cooks."

"You want your mother's recipe? Go to your mother."

"This soup, it has a story. A history of excellence."

"Change? I do not change. Change is for the weak."

"I have trained my workers well. They know fear."

"One ladle per person. Not two. One. The rule is clear."

"The economy is built on people like me - real craftsmen."

"You must earn the right to order from me."

"Happiness is a perfect bowl of soup, served correctly."

"Your friend cuts in line, I remember. I always remember."

"Many try to do what I do. Few have the dedication."

"The rules exist for a reason. You follow them or you get no soup."

"I have built an empire on consistency and discipline."

"Success comes to those who respect the process."

"The ladle does not lie. The ladle tells the truth."

"You move to the side! You are blocking the line!"

"Talking while ordering? This is not allowed."

"A good soup takes patience. You cannot rush perfection."

"The secret is in the broth, always in the broth."

"Bread. You want bread? You come to the bread line."

"You come back one year, same time, same place. We do this again."

"No soup for you!"

"Goodbye, Frank."